Over the years I have aspired to write like William Stringfellow and / or Hunter S. Thompson. It turns out I do neither. A little program called "I write like..." suggests first that I write like Vladimir Nabokov, then later like Dan Brown and (using one poem as a basis) James Joyce. It's all hokum, of course, but fun. Try it yourself. Here is my badge. I've always wanted a badge.
(Thanks to Fr. Micky for the lead on this.)